Steve Knocks The Stuffing Out Of The Top 10 Turkeys In The News

10. ALL THE AMAZON BELLYACHERS

So you're going to get traffic tie-ups, increased competition, and a company that has been slammed for misusing the United States Postal Service. YOUR CITIES ARE GETTING MORE BUSINESS, AND IF THAT'S SO WRONG, WHO WANTS  TO BE RIGHT? Two words of advice: GROW UP and GET A LIFE!

9. Mayor BILL DEBLASIO of New York City
8. Governor PHIL MURPHY of New Jersey

You guys act like you've never seen a blizzard before! Why didn't you get off your coolies and actually DO something about the snowmageddon that delayed traffic in the NY-NJ area a few days ago?

7. MIKE FRANCESA
6. BILL MAHER

Sirs, or should I say, CURS, you have lost any respect I still have for you for your reaction to the passing of Marvel Maestro Stan Lee. When a caller to FranMan's show on WFAN and asked him what he thought of Stan's passing he said, "Who cares?" As for Bill Maher, I ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to dignify his reaction by mentioning it! Nuff said!

5. PLANET FITNESS

A hot bet to return to the Naughty List for Christmas. How do you expect to make a profit by selling memberships for ONLY TWENTY-FIVE CENTS DOWN?!?!? The only people who believe 25 cents can actually buy something good these days either live in boxes in Alphabet City or in SUV's in East L.A.! (Just sayin'.)

4. CHARMED

NOT the original version starring Alyssa Milano, Rose McGowan and Holly Marie Combs, BUT the lackluster attempt at modernization which, (or,should I say, "WITCH") while employing concepts from Constance M. Burge's entertaining mix of comedy, fantasy, drama, and occasional scary stuff, completely IGNORES characters and actors from the original series. Here's hoping the Nielsen family makes this one disappear!

3. DAVID FIZDALE

ALREADY the new coach of the New York Knicks has abandoned any and all hope of a winning season. Maybe THIS is the year James "Guitar Jimmy" Dolan sells the team!

2. KING KONG

Broadway and the West End should have NEVER monkeyed around with this classic love story!

AND THE BIGGEST TURKEY OF THE YEAR:

DONALD J. TRUMP

Nuff said!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Steve