Friday, December 31, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: Goodbye, Golden Girl

This blog is shocked to hear of the passing of a true entertainment icon: Betty White, featured on MARY TYLER MOORE and GOLDEN GIRLS, has left the world, and a legacy of laughter, at only 99 years young. Her incredible career spanned eight decades from radio to television. She was the first woman to produce a sitcom (LIFE WITH ELIZABETH, which led to her being named honorary Mayor of Hollywood in 1955), as well as the First Lady Of Game Shows, having appeared on the most popular entries in the Mark Goodson-Bill Todman stable, especially PASSWORD, which was hosted by her husband Allen Ludden. Her CV also includes THE BOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL, BOSTON LEGAL,SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE,THE CAROL BURNETT SHOW, HOT IN CLEVELAND, THE GOLDEN PALACE, and an all-too-brief movie career ranging from voices in TOY STORY 4, TROUBLE, and THE WILD THRONEBERRYS to BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE and YOU AGAIN,to the upcoming posthumous release,BETTY WHITE: A BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION, Sadly,she never got the chance to hit the century mark. As of this writing, no cause has been announced, but  an already dark world has been made even darker by her departure. Rest in Peace, Betty. Thank you for being a friend.

AND NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

Boy, with the passing of Betty White, John Madden, Hank Aaron, and Ed Asner, omicron spreading to beat the band, and sporting events and shows dropping like flies, you'd think the world was coming to an end! What would happen if it REALLY did? How would politicians and the media handle it? The answers to these and other questions (Why couldn't ARMAGEDDON and DEEP IMPACT be this funny? A little in-joke for all you Electric Company fans out there, if you know, you know.) can be found in the latest effort from erstwhile Will Ferrell writing/producing partner Adam McKay, DON'T LOOK UP!, starring Jennifer Lawrence and Leonardo DiCaprio as two scientists who discover a comet the size of South Africa headed on a month-long collision course with Earth and must deal with a President (Meryl Streep) who TRIES to be their friend, her dopey Chief Of Staff son (Jonah Hill), and two FOX-Friendly talk show hosts (Cate Blanchett and Tyler Perry). If this Netflix production doesn't make you laugh or think (or even cry), check your pulse! Rated R for Ridiculously Funny, (and also language, sex and occasional nudity) DON'T LOOK UP is proof that regardless of what people like David Zucker of AIRPLANE! fame think, they STILL make comedy disaster movies the way they used to, maybe even better!


Happy New Year!

Steve      

    


Thursday, December 30, 2021

Just To Let You Know...

 ...Despite the shared ownership, FOX Nation does NOT carry ALL MADDEN. Their loss!

Let's Go To The Videotape! All-Madden (FOX Sports in association with NFL Films, 2021, No Rating)

(NOTE: This is a preview of a film review to be presented before the Talking Sports Gather Group at Temple Emanu-El on Tuesday, January 11,2022.)


To say we lost a lot in 2021 is the understatement of a lifetime. In politics we lost Bob Dole and Harry Reid, in entertainment we lost Stephen Sondheim, and in sports, we lost Hank Aaron, Tommy Lasorda,the man who made Wayne Gretzky great, his dad Walter, but most of all, we lost John Earl Madden,born in 1936 in Austin, MN, but recognized around the world as the second winningest coach in NFL history during his eleven-year run with what was then the Oakland Raiders. He never played a full game professionally with the team that picked him in 1958, the Philadelphia Eagles, but he successfully parlayed his college football know-how, as  a player and a coach, into a long and colorful reign as a Head Coach and, an accomplishment nobody, least of all Madden himself, ever expected, a nearly three-decade long career in broadcasting that took him to all four NFL broadcast networks working alongside household names such as Bob Costas, Pat Summerall, Vin Scully, and Dick Stockton. John could never have been mistaken for Walter Cronkite what with his slightly less-than-elegant clothes (He once said a panhandler gave HIM a dollar!) and loud, brash style, but that's what made him a sports broadcasting superstar and awakened an interest in football in people who would rather watch Masterpiece Theater, kids who were pushed by Mom and Dad into Pop Warner Football,and even Mom herself. He turned FOX into a sports power, and became as effective a salesman for Miller Lite, Outback Steakhouse, and his own Madden video game from EA Sports, as he was for the game.

John may have just left us, but his legend lives on (BOOM! DOINK! WHAP!) in the beautiful new documentary ALL MADDEN, available on Hulu and ESPN+ (I'm not sure if it's available on FOX Nation, but if it is, it may be one of the more watchable, maybe the ONLY watchable, program on that service.) Instead of relying on a  single narrator, ALL MADDEN features some of his final on-camera appearances,interviews with family, fellow coaches, players such as Peyton Manning and Troy Aikman, and recollections from the aforementioned commentators as well as Al Michaels and Melissa Stark, his own highlight reel of commercials, his'own rough-and-tumble,smash-mouth all-pro team,and,OF COURSE, the highlight of many a Thanksgiving dinner, the Turducken, which John himself invented.

Although Hollywood has turned out masterful biopics on Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and, recently, Kurt Warner, they fall woefully short when compared to this real-life look at a figurative and literal football giant. ALL MADDEN is all entertainment (And I DO mean all entertainment! They even show his monologue as SNL guest host!) and, on a scale of Strike Out to Home Run, clearly knocks it out of the park. You don't have to be a football fan to enjoy it (But hey! it doesn't hurt!), but that was, and is, and will always be the beauty of John Madden, who turned the spotlight away from Cosell and the more overrated sports broadcasters, and proved himself to be what he wanted, an ordinary guy talking to ordinary guys, but leaving an extraordinary impression on football, sports, and America.

Happy New Year!

Steve


Thursday, December 16, 2021

Nick @ Nite

 Since I took over the Gather Sports Fan Group at Congregation Emanu-El, of the City of New York,we've developed quite a following in the sports world:YES Network Yankees sideline reporter Meredith Marakovits, ESPN MLB color analyst and US Olympic  Softball Champion Jessica Mendoza,and now, writer/filmmaker/ Nick Davis,who produced an American Masters documentary for PBS on the Splendid Splinter, Ted Williams and wrote an episode for the ESPN miniseries THE BRONX IS BURNING,but more recently,and more notably, he has written and produced the ESPN 30 For 30 docuseries ONCE UPON A TIME IN QUEENS: AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE 1986 METS, and its companion book, and that, and the fact that he appeared at the Emanu-El Men's Club in support of his book on the Mankiewecz family of CITIZEN KANE fame, to which he is related through his mother, COMPETING WITH IDIOTS, led me to ask him last month if he would like to be the special guest for our December ZOOM meeting on the 14th at 6:50 PM (for the pregame. We usually get things started at 7 PM on the nose.). He said yes, our fearless leader Rabbi Sara Sapadin wished me all the best,and I told my posse, Andy, Brendon, Mark and Mindy that this long-suffering Mets fan who parlayed his love for the team Casey Stengel called "My Amazin's" into a weeklong epic backed by Major League Baseball,Jimmy Kimmel and his Cousin Sal (d/b/a Kimmelot)",and Britain's ITV was going to stop by and talk Mets, reminding them to, as the 1986 theme song, "Let's Go, Mets" encouraged, put on their "Mets gear." As Thanksgiving gave way to Hannukah, I kept reminding my group that Nick was going to be our guest and bringing them up to date on developments from the baseball lockout to the postponement of the Rangers' Thanksgiving Sunday game to St. Paddy's Day to the Staples Center in L.A. changing its (VERY GOOD!) name to (HUH?) Crypto.Com Arena. Since it's in my Jewish DNA to worry, I sent Nick an email to see if he remembered he had this VERY SPECIAL session. He said yes (WHEW!), and I logged onto Zoom, cued up Arthur Fiedler's recording of the "Look Sharp! Feel Sharp! Be Sharp!" theme, put on my Mike Piazza jersey,and waited to introduce everybody to Nick Davis, who produced this movie which is as right for this time as the 86 Mets were for theirs in that they entertained a city scarred by crime,unemployment, and mistrust in its leaders. I WAS getting ready to lay down the ground rules, recite the blessings, play Mets (AND Yanks AND Knicks AND Rangers ) fan John Amirante's (of blessed memory) rendition of our National Anthem,but as 6:50 PM arrived, so did Brendon, Andy, and Nick. All. At. Once. I WAS going to follow the opening ceremonies with the 1962 "Meet the Mets" theme and an impression of Mets PA announcer Marysol Castro ("LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE! NOW STEPPING UP TO THE MIC, AUTHOR AND FILMMAKER NIIIIIIIICK DAY-VIS!")but Nick was raring to go and I didn't want to disappoint him. (I was the only one wearing Mets gear, Mindy was nowhere to be seen, and Mark vanished from the Waiting Room like Mandrake the Magician. Most of me reveled in the joy of landing that big fish, but part of me thought, Oh, boy. I'm up the creek.) Since the Wilpon family that used to own the Mets now owns the UBS Arena at Belmont Park, I warned my audience that if they wanted to see acts that also play Madison Square Garden, Prudential Center (Newark, NJ) or Barclays Center (Brooklyn), they should wait until those acts played their neighborhood arenas, but if they wanted to deal with V-E-R-Y S-L-O-W LIRR trains or slim pickings when it comes to rideshares just to see the Islanders make utter fools of themselves, they can be my guest. From 6:50 to 7:30 we talked about former Yankee skipper Buck Showalter as a possible Mets manager, the  86 Mets' wild nights of drunken debauchery, the moment that ball went through Bill Buckner's legs and the Mets unraveled the Red Sox to win the 1986 World Series, (I was in Scotland and when I ran into my hotel lobby to tell Mom and Gramps the Mets had just won, the management and an Australian rugby team looked at me as if I were from Mars! Nick had similar stories but other fans, but they missed the cut.) When Andrew informed me I had just ten minutes to go, (I had forgotten to set the timer for 100 minutes. YIKES!) I started to read a poem I had written in memory of sports luminaries who had passed in 2021 like Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda, Ranger icon Rod Gilbert, and even Red Sox broadcaster Jerry Remy, my audience protested very vociferously. I immediately apologized, plugged the book (available from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, and fine independent booksellers everywhere) and docuseries (on ESPN+ from the ESPN app or on the Disney Bundle along with Hulu+ Live TV and Disney+) and wished everybody Happy Solstice and a Happy New Year before apologizing to the rabbinate. It wasn't anywhere near perfect, as I told the rabbis, but, hey, the 1986 Mets weren't perfect and THEY won the World Series!

I also got thank-yous from my group, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY FROM NICK, and, whaddya know, a Festivus miracle! I gave it 110% although it wasn't exactly as I envisioned, but I still managed to hit a home run and make everybody (Especially myself!) happy! I'm sure the 1986 Metsies would be happy too!

(And in a related development, the Gather Sports Fan Group's MVP of the Year is Olympic Gymnast Simone Biles for her all-around athleticism and ownership of her mental health issues. In her honor, the Group will donate $100 to the Emanu-El Philanthropic Fund to help end homelessness in New York and repair communities in storm-ravaged areas of Kentucky. Not too shabby, huh?)

In case you were wondering, the rabbis were mad at me...NOT! They were happy that I gave it my best shot and reminded me we're all trying to get the hang of this brave new world. If the Mets could get a happy ending, I'm sure the rest of the world can...and will.


Have a great one!


Steve

Wednesday, October 27, 2021

Upon Further Review:

 You may recall my confession that I had Phyllis George all wrong by reading about her trials and tribulations in YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE! How THE NFL TODAY Revolutionized Sports Broadcasting.

Well, some time after I asked my friends, including two renowned Rabbis at Temple Emanu-El, if they got my glowing review, I decided to log on to Amazon and order their last like new copy of her autobio: NEVER SAY NEVER:TEN LESSONS TO TURN YOU CAN'T INTO YES I CAN and it was good.

THENNNNNNN she lost me at "Dr. Norman Vincent Peale."

As in the person who was her spiritual guide.

I know, never speak ill of the dead.

Especially at this time, Halloween, when many cultures believe the dead will walk the Earth to gain their revenge.

Although the book DOES boast interviews with people I've always either loved or respected like Larry King, Roger Staubach, Walter Cronkite and Paula Zahn, she DID profess her love for the same guy who inspired PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.

And we know what we think of HIM, right?

I believe I was right the first time about Phyllis George.

I know you must hate me wherever you are, GEORGE (I still love the way Miss Piggy addressed her on The Muppet Show!), kick a touchdown at me, try to bean me with your Miss America scepter, but I stand by my story.

I rate this sorry excuse for a book OFFENSIVELY FOUL, DELAY OF AFTERNOON,READ A BETTER BOOK.

Oh, and Happy Halloween to those who celebrate.

Steve

Friday, October 22, 2021

OOPS!

 I meant to say I saw AFC games when I saw THE NFL TODAY live on 5th Avenue. Sorry!

PUT IT IN THE BOOKS! Club: YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE! How THE NFL TODAY Revolutionized Sports Broadcasting, by Rich Podolsky, Foreword by Jim Nantz,Lyons Press, Guitford,CTord, CT,2021, Now on Sale at Amazon,

 (The following is a special sneak preview of a review which will be read by Yours Truly at the first Zoom meeting of the Talking Sports Gather Group on November 9.)


During the early part of the New Millennium, my ritual on the last Football Sunday of September, October, November and December was to volunteer at Temple Emanu-El's Sunday Lunch Program and package meals for the homeless before heading over to the former General Motors Building( then changed to Trump International Plaza, now promoted as its building address, 767 Fifth Avenue) and seeing CBS Sports' pioneering pre-game show, THE NFL TODAY, broadcasting live coast-to-coast before every national telecast of the NFL  National Football Conference. When the show made its outdoor debut in 2001 on the set usually reserved for  THE EARLY SHOW (later CBS THIS MORNING ,currently CBS MORNINGS ,subject to change if the Great Gods of Nielsen frown upon it), Jim Nantz, who hosted the show from 1998 when CBS acquired the rights to the American Football Conference from NBC, to 2003 when Greg Gumbel took the reins, presided over an announce team comprised of former New York Jet Boomer Esiason, former Miami Dolphin Dan Marino, former Chicago Bears head coach Mike Ditka, and the multitalented Deion "Primetime" Sanders. I laughed, I cried, I got autographs (from football star Ronde Barber, Dean "Superman" Cain, Heidi Klum, and Dr. Phil, many of whom came by to promote their upcoming CBS programs), I watched out-of-market CBS games as well as the game for the New York market and games from a certain network I will not name, but which acquired, I believe STOLE is a better word, the NFC package...I froze my butt off in late November and December, but above all, I saw the greats of the gridiron and hung with some of the nicest people to either cover or play football or work behind the scenes of a television broadcast. That is what has made THE NFL TODAY work since Bob Wussler took a boring 15-minute pre-taped preview of only one NFL game on CBS, added Brent Musburger, Phyllis George, Irv Cross, Jimmy "The Greek", an exciting, modern look, and 45 additional minutes, and that's what makes YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE! by a guy who was there from the start, Rich Podolsky, the best book on sports and sports TV of the year. Until I read this book, I didn't fully appreciate Phyllis and her dedication to player interviews (Her malapropisms like "He kicked a touchdown!" and "intersession" instead of "interception" drove me crazy, and don't get me started about the time she interviewed a woman and the man she falsely accused of rape and said, "How about a hug?"!) but now I truly understand her, albeit a little too late for reasons you'll find out in this titanic tome about touchdowns and TV. You'll also find out about the real story behind the friendship between Brent and The Greek and how The Greek almost didn't make it on over-the-air broadcast TV, and how Irv blazed new trails as the first African-American on a sports TV program.

Others may try to put on a better show, but whatever they did, THE NFL TODAY did it first, and there's no other team like the team behind it, in the control room or on the field. Whether you read it before, after, or instead of the game, YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE! is worth looking at, and to borrow from another great of the game, it does! Go! All! The! Way! On a scale of Strike Out to Home Run, I rate YOU ARE LOOKING LIVE! a Home Run!


(This is for the benefit of those who can't make it to the Zoom meetings to my Gather Fan Group. It may or may not, be subject to a lot of tweaking, but I believe the Group might like it and weigh in with their own opinions. WATCH THIS SPACE!)

Sports Book Loving Steve

Monday, October 18, 2021

BREAKING NEWS: At Ease, General

 HAPPENING NOW, 8:08 AM Eastern Time, Monday, October 18,2021

General Colin Powell, leader of Operation Desert Storm, has passed away due to COVID complications,despite being fully vaccinated, at the age of 84. He served both Presidents Bush as well as Presidents Clinton and Reagan. He was the first African-American leader of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and Secretary of State as well as an author and a contender for the Presidency until his wife objected. Born in New York City on April 5, 1937, he was proof positive that if you can make it here, well, you know the rest, well-decorated as a result of his leadership by example. A staunch Republican for most of his adult life, he went against party line by endorsing Barack Obama in 2008 and rejecting Donald Trump in 2016 and 2020. The voice of reason, he realized he made a mistake when he led a search for  non-existent Weapons of Mass Destruction, and averted an even larger mistake by turning his back on the Tea Party politics of the Republicans.


Now he belongs to the ages and joins Washington, McArthur, and other important military leaders who served their country and will protect Heaven as well as they did America.


AND SPEAKING OF LEADERS: (Although not as important as Colin Powell) Guess who's the new leader of Temple Emanu-El of the City of New York's Sports Fan Gather Group? I know, it's inappropriate, but, hey, I gotta lighten the mood SOME way, right? Anywho, if you're a member of Emanu-El who loves New York Sports, give me a holler at steveneisenpreis@gmail.com and type "Talking Sports" in the subject line so I can fill you in!


Steve out!


Sunday, September 5, 2021

Insert Sad Laughing Trombone

 The actual location of that bank at 1 WTC was the 89th Floor. Hats off to Dear Old Mom, Bettijane L. Eisenpreis for pointing out that monumental goof. ( I would have sent you a diamond studded No-Prize, but we have rules about members of our immediate families.) SORRY!

Saturday, September 4, 2021

Let's Get Serious

 Next week marks the twentieth anniversary of the bombing of the original World Trade Center.


For one terrible day, the resolve of the United States of America,nay, of all freedom-loving countries was tested by a bloodthirsty madman who sicced his goons on two of the buildings that define us as a nation and was almost about to destroy a third, but fortunately, was bested in the third attempt by the very people he wanted to obliterate.

I remember..because I. WAS. THERE.

September 11,2001. Just another late summer day in New York City.

The top story was Michael Jordan, of SPACE JAM and baseball fame, and oh, yeah, he used to play basketball for the Chicago Bulls,trying to play for the team he owned, the Washington Wizards, with President George Walker Bush's publicity efforts in support of his education program coming in a close second. I was working at a messenger company, whose name I'll withhold for privacy reasons,located on the 33rd Street side of 11 Penn Plaza, the base of operations for certain divisions of Macy's, and MuchMusic America, or, Fuse, as it had been rebranded, as well as American Movie Classics and its sister, the Independent Film Channel, and since everybody was coming back from vacation, my then-boss wanted everybody to give a million percent, ESPECIALLY me (Just thought I'd sneak in a little tribute to the Mary Tyler Moore show in memory of Mare's TV boss, the incredible Ed Asner.) Since the largest of my packages was all the way downtown, 14 Wall Street, to be exact, I decided to throw the playbook out the window, save the locals for later , (I didn't have a specific deadline, so what was the harm?) and focus on the other two downtowns, 375 Greenwich in Tribeca, and the Dai-Ichi Kangyo Bank at One World Trade Center, a building that I had long regarded as a second home. Being a huge fan of this new channel called CNN, I took advantage of every possible opportunity to swing by its 1 WTC studios (before its move to 5 Penn )and say hi to the talent, many of whom wound up at local stations, the major broadcast networks, and a certain competitor who I will not name (AT LEAST FOR NOW.), and I also had the pleasure to intern as a traffic spotter for what was then called Shadow Traffic and is now Metro Networks. During my various visits to the WTC, I had the pleasure to meet Christopher Reeve ( a REAL superman to the end), sports artist LeRoy Neiman, Henny Youngman, Johnny Bench,and the legendary Lauren Bacall reading "The Night Before Christmas" as only she could, and speaking of which, the Trade Center's many retail outlets, from Thirteen/WNET to Warner Bros. Studio Store, afforded me many opportunities to play Santa and Hannukah Harry for my loved ones.

On what had started as a beautiful late summer day and what was supposed to be a day that was going to so busy I wouldn't even have time to stop and wave at my beloved New York Rangers as they hosted a "Welcome Home" rally at Penn Station, I entered the lobby of 1 WTC, smiling as if to say, "Hello, old friend, walked up to the security desk, showed my ID, passed inspection, took the elevator to the 25th floor, changed for the 44th, walked to Dai-Ichi, gave the receptionist her package, got her signature, bowed appreciatively and said, "Domo Arigrato," and proceded down to the Port Authority Trans Hudson commuter terminal for a personal hygiene break, and entered the Chambers Street 7th Avenue IRT station getting ready to take the #1 train to Franklin Street. The train was taking its own sweet time, so I decided to read a book (This was in those paleolithic days before you either read or heard books on the phone, as long as your Wi-Fi held out.) Just as I was starting to get into the book, if I may quote the afore-referenced masterpiece that Betty Bacall read so beautifully,out on the street there arose such a clatter, my fellow straphangers thought something MUST be the matter. Just then, a man in an FBI golf shirt ordered everybody to evacuate the station. Sure enough, something WAS the matter. We arrived at the surface to see 1 WTC, the building I had just visited, on fire. I thought it was either a small airplane flown by a novice, or an airborne version of the Exxon Valdez fiasco. (Captain got too drunk to keep driving, so he handed the controls over to the third mate.) I just decided to keep walking, like your typical jaded "Been-there-done-that" Noo Yawker, but then, without warning,another plane flew into 2 WTC, where the Observation Deck was located, boom boxes started picking up bulletins about a similar attack on the Pentagon,and it became abundantly clear: This was NO accident. (As I started running to my next stop in Tribeca, FOX News Channel, the network to which I alluded earlier where CNNers Stuart Varney and Lou Dobbs had defected, "killed" the sports scores scrolling on the bottom of the screen and started running bulletins about the unfolding developments. CNN, other networks, and local stations,soon followed suit, and many still do to this day, except FOX, which runs news tickers on FOX Business Network and News NOW From FOX, but not on the main network, except for the occasional FOX News Alert, but this is not the place for possible reasons why.)

Things really started to fall apart when it was reported that a plane crash landed in a field in the Pittsburgh suburb of Shanksville, PA. The world found out this was the mad scheme of Osama bin Laden, leader of the alQaeda terrorist movement. The planes were hijacked by his stooges who believed that by destroying the planes they would drift to Heaven and be seduced by virgins.


I had three more jobs to do after I dropped off the uptowns, but when I made Times Square,they paled in importance compared to the destruction of the World Trade Center I could only witness in horror. I only delivered one package and had to quickly return the other to its pick-up point at Madison Square Garden, the cathedral of basketball. Today, the gods were definitely not smiling.

If there was one positive takeaway, it had to be that if I had gone downtown later, you wouldn't be reading this.

September 11, 2001. 9/11. Attack On America. More like Attack On Civilization. It was the end of the world as I knew it, and I couldn't feel any less fine.


This may seem like typical shameless Steve self-promotion, but, if you're within the sound of my "voice," there's a smartphone, desktop, laptop, or smart TV near you,and on September 11 on 10:30 AM Eastern, make sure it's locked on http://www.emanuelnyc.org or Congregation Emanu-El's Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and LinkedIn platforms or subscribe to the Temple Emanu-El YouTube channel, because Your Obedient Servant, who survived the worst terrorist attack in the history of the United States, will be reading the Torah blessings during the second of two special 9/11 weekend Sabbath Services. (Extra credit if you tune in the night before as Thomas VanEssen, FDNY commissioner on that fateful day, will be a special guest.) Trust me, even if you're not Jewish, you'll be glad you did.

Much love to my fellow hurricane survivors in the Tri-State, Boston, and Philly. have a safe and happy Labor Day weekend, and God Bless America and the First Responders who protect her.


Steve out.

Thursday, August 26, 2021

Music To Your Eyes

Yours truly is now officially a full-fledged, bonafide, card-carrying (Vaccine card) member of WPIX-TV, or as we've called it in New York for more than 50 years, PIX 11's Documentary Club, a/k/a Watch With Dan, for its moderator, Daniel Mannanino, who also anchors the 7,8,9, and 10 AM hours of the PIX 11 Morning News. (Watch it on pix11.com, the PIX 11 News app, or, in the New York-New Jersey area on Hulu or YouTube TV.) I don't know how long it's going to last, because many are starting to return to work, but it's a fairly simple idea: Watch one (or both) of two documentary films chosen by Dan and his producer Katie Meyers, follow the special Zoom link, and get ready to talk about the pros and cons of the docs you have seen. I know what you're thinking, "It's one of those glorified contests,right?!?" Friends, the biggest prizes you can win from this club are knowledge of topics of which you may, or may not, have been aware, the courage to defend your beliefs before a group of friends, and, quite possibly, friendships that will last long after the world gets all the way back to normal. 

The first two documentaries chosen by PIX 11 that I have seen are SUMMER OF SOUL OR, HOW THE REVOLUTION NEARLY WASN'T TELEVISED (Hulu) and WOODSTOCK 99: PEACE, LOVE AND RAGE (HBO Max). SUMMER OF SOUL is about an event I never heard about until I saw the first trailer, the Harlem Cultural Festival of 1969. Like many kids of the era, I got my Top 40 music and the top stories about the artist in those pre-MTV days, from mainstream AM radio stations like 77 WABC, 57 WMCA, or the pre-Imus iteration (Google the I Man!) of 66 WNBC (now WFAN) , and neither the jocks nor the newsmen at the top and bottom of the hour said anything about the Harlem Cultural Festival which occurred the same weekend in 1969 as the original Woodstock Music Fair. Both mainstream artists such as the Fifth Dimension (who felt they had to do this festival to convince their African American brothers and sisters they weren't white), Stevie Wonder, and Nina Simone and countercultural figures such as Gil Scott-Heron were represented, and the festival secured a corporate sponsorship from Maxwell House Coffee, but none of the local television stations in the New York market , the largest and most demanding in the country, would carry it, and the original film had been stuck in a basement for 50 years, until it was unearthed by Amir (Questlove) Thompson, better known as the bandleader for THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON, who assembled a very entertaining, enriching, portrait of a unique time in American cultural history. Get ready to enjoy this beautiful film, but also know there are a lot of similarities between Black America of 1969 and the Black America of today, such as the glaring inequality, unemployment, and prejudice. Of the two docs, SUMMER OF SOUL is the most musical and, well, most soulful.


By contrast, WOODSTOCK 99 is more reminiscent of a good magazine article, examining developments both positive and negative without fear or favor. The original Woodstock 99 music festival, held on an Air Force base in Rome, NY, was intended to replicate the magic and joie de vivre of its pioneering namesake thirty years prior, but it drowned in a sea of violence, vandalism, sexism, misogyny, and all-around poor planning and production. Who are the villains of this piece, the promoters of the original 69 festival and its 94 follow-up, the kids who stole money from the ATMs, took Limp Biskit leader Fred Durst's call to "Break Stuff" literally and thought it was OK to use the N-word because rapper DMX had, or MTV, once the iconoclastic pioneering music television network, now a shameless promoter, using every opportunity to milk this train wreck, which, in the eyes of this reviewer, laid the cornerstone for the insurrection of January 6th? (The viewer may note graffiti that dropped the F-bomb on MTV and one of the concertgoers who also dropped it on one of the cameras that just HAPPENED to be there. He should have read the legally-required sign giving MTV the right to use voices and likenesses of concert attendants during live concerts as well as for promotional purposes.) I leave it for the reader to decide, but I WILL say that Jewel, Alanis Morrisette, the Backstreet Boys, and Rage Against The Machine also turn in memorable performances. Of note is Latina comic Rosie Perez responding to a bunch of male chauvinist pigs, and that's all I'm gonna say about THAT.


Some people may opine that the documentary died with David L. Wolper and Edward R. Murrow, but if these excellent productions, and the interest that has sprung up since the pandemic, the genre is very much alive and well, and these two are definitely worth a look, and listen. (Also of note, and on HBO Max, SMALLTOWN NEWS, the real-life story of an actual TV station, but still, it's great for fans of WKRP, MARY TYLER MOORE, NEWSRADIO, and even WAYNE'S WORLD.)


Steve out!

Thursday, August 12, 2021

Viva Vivo!

 VIVO (PG for Language and Certain Thematic Elements) With the Talents Of Lin-Manuel Miranda,Ynairly Simo, Zoe Saldana, Juan de Marcos Gonzalez,Brian Tyree Henry, Gloria Estefan,Michael Rooker,Nicole Byer,Katie Lowes,Olivia Trujillo,Lidya Jewett,Christian Ochos,Gloria Calderon Kellett,Leslie David Baker,Paloma Morales,Danny Pino,Alex Lacamoire,Aaron LaPlante, and David Baida. Directed by Kirk DeMicco, Co-Director Brandon Jefferds. Screenplay by Kirk DeKicco and Quiara Alegria Hudes, Story by Quiara Alegria Hudes and Peter Barsocchini., Co-Producers, Daniel Chuba and John Clinton, Executive Producers Louis Koo Tin Lok , Laurence Mark and Lin-Manuel Miranda,Produced by Rich Moore,Lisa Stewart, and Michelle L.M. Wong, Original Music by Alex Lacamoire and Lin-Manuel Miranda, A Sony Pictures Animation Production for Netflix, Distributed by Columbia Pictures

A few blogs ago, I reported on the Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest, usually staged at the chain's founding outlet at the corner of Surf and Stillwell Avenues in historic Coney Island (Brooklyn,NY) but, this year, held due to unprecedented demand at Maimonidies Park in the same area,and I mentioned that not only was it named for a trailblazing hospital (that sent a lot of real life super heroes off to battle the original strains of COVID-19, but it was also named (whether they knew it or not) for the father of modern Torah study.


Last Sunday, this reporter returned to the Park (or, as he likes to call it, Rambam Park) to see the home-standing Cyclones score a brilliant upset victory against the visiting Hudson Valley Renegade (Good luck wearing a mask at all times, guys!) on Jewish Heratige Day, but he was pleasantly surprised to see an ad on the Jumbotron for VIVO, a beautifully animated, illustrated, and written love letter to pre-Castro Cuban culture from the mind of Lin-Manuel (HAMILTON, IN THE HEIGHTS, MOANA, HIS DARK MATERIALS) Miranda, who plays the title character, a kinkajou who belongs to Andres, (Juan deMarcos of the group Buena Vista Social Club) a percussionist who played in Miami in those glory days alongside Maria (an old-school cabaret queen played by the multi-talented Gloria Estefan), but never told her his true feelings. He writes her one last song, and tries flying to Miami to get it to her before it's too late, but, unfortunately for him, it is, and Vivo, who used to pass the hat to pay for Andres' living expenses, meets his niece Rosa (Zoe Saldana) and great niece Gabi (promising newcomer Ynairaly Simo) after sneaking into Gabi's backpack and following them to their home in Key West, FL. We find out that Gabi hates her girl scout troop but she loves music, rapping, and being that one in a million, which is also an appropriate term for VIVO. Without giving too much of the movie away, VIVO jumps off the screen (big and small) with a combination of CGI and hand-drawn animation, smart, contemporary humor, a chase scene equal, to, if not surpassing, the greatest live-action chases in movie history, and, of course, Lin-Manuel Miranda's lyrical gymnastics, tongue-in-cheek humor, an ability to segue from traditional Cuban music, and other manifestations of Latin music to hip-hop, and even "Love Picks You Up," a ballad seemingly intended for (and definitely intended to mock) lite FM stations.

Although I'm determined to get outside and go back to living life to the fullest, today's triple-digit real feel temperatures made it difficult, if not impossible. VIVO is the best lemonade you can make from the lemons today's world can hand you, and, no previous knowledge of Spanish is required. (Gracias, subtitulos, or, to put it another way, thank you,subtitles!) Since I found out about VIVO at a ballgame, I can safely say this is one movie that hits a home run!


Arriba!

Esteban 



Friday, July 23, 2021

How I Spent My Vacation, Part 1

 Those of you who wish to see the under-the-bridge version of the following report are referred to the last three editions of this fine Blog. The Reader's Digest version follows.


Long story short: After nearly two years of staying put, Mom and I decided to take a brief work-week vacation in beautiful Mount Pocono, Pennsylvania, about an hour away from (A) Scranton, The Electric City, practically the Brooklyn of Northeast PA thanks to the popularity of the American version of THE OFFICE, (B) Moosic, the home of world-famous Montage Mountain and PNC Field, the defacto branch office of Yankee Stadium and stomping grounds of the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Rail Riders, the Bronx Bombers' farm team, and (C) Wilkes-Barre, where Mom was born and we "visited" Gramps and Grams  on  Tuesday (We came in on Monday)at the Temple B'nai Brith Cemetary as well as Mom's one-time boss, David Baltimore who owned NBC affiliate WBRE-TV (now part of a group which includes WGN 9 in Chicago and PIX 11 here in New York) and whose name graces a turnpike where cable operator RCN is headquartered. (Ironic, huh?) After a long search and a nice lunch (which we found after said search), we returned to the hotel and I headed off to (B) where the Rail Riders kicked the collective posterior of the Washington Nationals-affiliated Rochester Red Wings. I could have gone to (A), and I plan to one day after Amtrak resumes non-stop passenger service, but I didn't get in the decent exercise I should have, and I had some serious packing to do. I took care of all that on Wednesday, and yesterday, (Thursday, to be exact.) we got a driver and we rode back to Manhattan. Mom got a sandwich, and I got a chewy granola bar. Hey, gotta watch the old physique!


Even we stumbled out of the gate, we crossed the finish line like a true thoroughbred. Here's hoping my trip to Ohio (the subject of Part 2) will be just as successful! (Find out when I come home in September!)


Down and gone! (I've met a lot of truckers during my many road trips!)

Steve





Wednesday, July 21, 2021

The Calm After Monday's Storm

 Hey, Eisketeers! (Might as well make some use of the last name. As you are about to find out, I had a "meeting," if you can call it that, with two people responsible, remotely responsible, but responsible nonetheless, for Steven Long Eisenpreis' creation, and I am about to tell a very Long story about the middle name too.)

As you may recall, trying to get a Lyft from Mount Airy Lodge to Wilkes-Barre, one of the largest cities in Pennsylvania and the town where my mom Bettijane was born, was no walk in the park, and by the time we realized we were five minutes late and we had to call the Rabbi who was guiding us through the cemetery where our ancestors were buried to tell him we were going to be a LITTLE late. As I went to the casino entrance of Mount Airy looking for our driver, I put in another call for a driver, and what do you know, there was one in the neighborhood who was about to let a passenger out. 15 minutes and a text later, Jennifer, our new Lyft driver, drove up to the entrance, and led us through the beautiful Pocono Mountains and the kind of small towns every Manhattan neighborhood aspires to emulate right into the heart of Wilkes-Barre,which has taken a few poundings from Mother Nature, 9/11,the 08 recession, and the broken promises of the last Presidential administration, but manages to keep on swinging. After a mixup as to the exact coordinates of the Temple B'nai Brith Cemetery, to use its full name, we were finally greeted by our patient and jovial rabbi, and I visited the plots for my paternal grandparents, Sigmund (the inspiration for my first name, betcha didn't know!) and Claire. I told her to stay. Right. Where. She. Is. (That's a story for another time.)

On the other hand, we had a better time, or at least as good a time that you can have in a cemetery any day before Halloween, exploring the history of the Longs of the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre area, including Simon who used the war in California with the Indians as a selling point for his department store on Public Square (for reasons that mystify me to this day), and when we made it to the graves of my maternal grandparents, Carol Hess Long and Clinton Mayer Long, I extended my tradition of giving Pop (as I called CML) the baseball cap of the World Series champion (The LA Dodgers won a VERY strange year.) to Nana (Carol) by giving her a cap from the Jimmy Fund, the Boston Red Sox' initiative benefiting Dana-Farber Cancer Research Institute. I may hate the Red Sox on the field, but they do so much for the community, and that makes them the broken watch that's right at least once a day! After the Kaddish and a visit to the marker of David Baltimore, the owner of NBC affiliate WBRE-TV and its radio sister who, it should be noted, employed the aforementioned mom, and to him, thanks are due in perpetuity. (FYI, WBRE's radio stations are now owned by Audacy, formerly Entercom, formerly CBS Radio, and the TV station has since combined its newsgathering operations with CBS affiliate WYOU,formerly,WDAU, the sister station of Philadelphia Eye station WCAU,and they are currently under the stewardship of Nexstar, which has converted superstation WGN America into NewsNation, a truly fair and balanced channel. ) After this family reunion,the Rabbi gave us a lift to Public Square, and after a search for something to eat (We both agreed that Chik-Fil-A was OH-YOU-TEE for so many reasons!) we happened on this nice Italian restaurant and we took another Lyft back to the hotel where I hung out before heading out to PNC Field in beautiful Moosic, the home of Montage Mountain, a popular ski resort, and seeing the Scranton/ Wilkes-Barre Railriders, the Triple A affiliate of my beloved Yankees, begin a very exciting game against the Washington Nationals-affiliated Rochester Red Wings. Ordinarily, I would hang around to see a Yankee-related team win in extra innings, but my phone was rapidly running out of juice and Mom was kinda (Understatement of the year!) worried about my being stranded in No Man's Land, so I decided to leave just before the seventh inning. Anywho, PNC Field is a very beautiful modern facility, and the in-game entertainment is just as fun, especially the race between characters costumed as Yankee legends Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, Joe DiMaggio, Yogi Berra, and Billy Martin. (Sorry, no player autographs, but high-five their mascot Champ!)

As for today, I did some gambling, but I stuck to eighteen bucks in loose change that I had saved at home. I remembered what Mr. Rogers said about knowing when to fold 'em!)


I'm either going to swim or work out or do both, but tomorrow we'll be back in the Apple, and I'll be more ready to take on Cleveland and my return to the working world in the Fall. Things are going great after that miscue, and I believe they're only getting better!


Finally, good luck to our athletes in Tokyo. Usually, I would say, "Wish I were there!", but since Tokyo is under a state of emergency, I'll have to change that to "Wish you were here!"


Steve out!

Monday, July 19, 2021

On The Road (Paved With Good Intentions) Again!

 Greetings from my temporary residence at Mount Airy Casino Resort, Mount Pocono, PA. Maybe I should say VERY temporary, because I'm spending only three days here with my mom, whereas I'm riding solo to the beautiful state of Ohio next month for Labor Day. While New Yorkers have been know to flee the Baked Apple for the beautiful Pocono Mountains in the summer months, this particular visit to this key region of the Keystone State holds special significance because (A) the pandemic is winding down despite a very stubborn Delta variant and people are leaving their homes on vacation for the first time in nearly two years, (B) my maternal grandparents are buried in nearby Wilkes-Barre and (C) also nearby Scranton has achieved a new reputation as a party city thanks in no small part to the American version of THE OFFICE,. (If you missed it on NBC it's part of your Prime Video subscription or you can catch it on NBC's Peacock app, free as a bird from http://www.peacocktv.com . If you missed the original on BBC TWO, you can catch THAT on Britbox, Hulu, the aforementioned Prime Video, or , if you're joining us from the UK,  the appropriate Best of British channels. Please inquire, or enquire, at http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice , http://www.sky.co.uk , or http://www.virginmedia.com.) and the birthplace of President Joseph R.Biden Jr. After some discussion, the Electric City, as Scranton has been called, will only be visited by Yours Truly in spirit, and Mount Airy itself almost never happened. We came a little too early for a proper check-in, had a few issues with the slot machines,tried and TRIED to get a lift into town until we got a LYFT into town  (town being the aforementioned Wilkes-Barre). Although our vacation was off to such a rocky start, we may need a vacation just to recover from it, (As I said at the outset, I'll be going to Cleveland and Canton, Ohio next month to do just that.) it can, and I'm sure it will. only get better. Hey, we've been stuck all year, but returning to daily life is worth the effort! Stay tuned for a complete and concise recap of this first full-fledged foray into vacationing since the fertilizer hit the air conditioner. (I have no special plan to win on the floor. To quote THE OFFICE, I'm not superstitious. Just a little stitious.)


Have a great summer!

Steve

Sunday, July 4, 2021

Coney Island Goes To The Dogs!

 First of all, here's wishing one and all a very happy Independence Day as we get farther and farther from COVID and closer and closer to normal.

John Adams, one of the Founding Fathers,wisely suggested that our independence from Great Britain be celebrated with sports,and one of the premiere events on the sporting calendar is now in the books, and no, it's not the final game of the Yankees-Mets Subway Series, The Championships at Wimbledon, or even the ACL Cornhole Championship. Today, my special Independence Day topic is...


The Nathan's Famous International Hot Dog Eating Contest.


Yes, dear readers,Nathan's has a hot dog eating contest that has achieved major league status up there with the World Series, the Super Bowl and WrestleMania. Traditionally, the event has been held at the original Nathan's at the corner of Surf and Stillwell Avenues on Coney Island in Brooklyn,NY, but this year, due to the influx of fans who were shut out last year when the tourney was conducted inside Nathan's on a closed set, the event has been moved to Maimonidies Park.

"My-mon-a-WHO?!?", I hear you ask.


Moses ben Maimon,or Maimonidies, better known by the acronym Rambam, (1138-1204),born in Cordoba,Spain and died in Fostal, Egypt,was a medieval Sephardic Jewish philosopher who became one of the most prolific and influential Torah scholars of the Middle Ages. Among his most notable works are the Guide for the Perplexed and the Mishneh Torah, or "Repetition of the Torah,"a code of Jewish religious law.

"And this has to do with hot dogs WHAT?!?"

Let us now turn the clock nearly eight hundred years after the passing of the Rambam to Coney Island(2001,to be exact),where the home of the New York Mets' farm club, the Brooklyn Cyclones (a name honoring the iconic Cyclone ride which directly faces the Park) has risen from the ashes of legendary Steeplechase Park, sponsored by Brooklyn/Long Island utility KeySpan, hence the name KeySpan Park. In 2010, the Cyclones phased out the name KeySpan, which had become a defunct division of the UK-based National Grid plc, and signed a naming rights deal with Municipal Credit Union, changing the name to MCU Park. (Baseball? Hot Dogs? I think we're seeing a pattern here.) When the pandemic changed everything, MCU refused to renew its naming rights deal,leaving the door open for Maimonidies Medical Center,founded in 1920 as a result of the merger of United Israel Zion and Beth Moses Hospitals which was named after (You guessed it!) Maimonidies. In its many iterations, the Park has hosted walkathons, football games,all-star softball, the New York Cosmos, and on 7/11, a pre-Tokyo tune-up for the Israeli baseball team as they muscle in on the home turf of the Fire Department of New York. (I believe that with a handle like THAT, they should hire themselves out for synagogues that have been studying Torah on Zoom all year long so the students can actually talk to each other in person, but that's just me.)


"But what in the name of Sidd Finch about the Hot Dog Eating Contest?"

First of all, Sidd Finch is the subject of an elaborate Google-worthy scheme involving the Mets, Brooklyn, and George Plimpton, second of all, the women's competition was won by Michelle Lesco putting away 30.75 hot dog/bun combinations, but the undisputed ruler of the men's title, the king of 'em all, that would have to be defending champion Joey Chestnut, who broke his own record with 76 hot dogs. (Good thing old Maimonidies' medical namesake was there at the ready with pouches of plop-plop-fizz-fizz!)


Boy, the year isn't over yet, and we've already tackled politics, women's rights,entertainment, sports, food,AND religion! Who says we don't cover all the bases?!? (Sorry, I just HAD to sneak a baseball pun i in!)


"When are you going to shut up and let us enjoy the rest of our holiday weekend?!?"

Is now too soon?


Steve out!

Friday, July 2, 2021

Hey,Hey,Hey, Bill, Just Go Away!

 I just got a comment from Bettijane Eisenpreis, a/k/a Dear Old Mom, and she said that Cos has lived a full life and we should just leave him be and sort it out for himself.


Yesterday I saw FAT ALBERT: THE MOVIE, starring Kenan Thompson in the title role and Kyra Pratt (Disney's "The Proud Family") as Lauri Robinson, a social outcast who has just lost her grandpa and a child of divorce, and I believe old Cos, and his writing-producing partner Charles H. Kipps ("Exiles; A LAW & ORDER Movie," and Hustle performer Van McCoy's right hand man) make a similar point. It begins when Lauri cries and her tears interfere with the circuitry of her remote while she's watching a FAT ALBERT &THE COSBY KIDS rerun and through a stroke of magic (This was distributed by 20th BEFORE the Disney merger, so, if you see it, don't expect any Mouseka-Magic!), Fat Albert, Old Weird Harold, Dumb Donald, Rudy and Mushmouth jump out of the TV because anybody who saw the show remembers that old FA loved to solve problems and he wants something to do while trying to make sense of the real world. (There are some amusing moments, such as Big Al, as he's called in much of the later portion of the movie,and the Kids seeing an ad for their show "now available on DVD" and gibbering about "Divvid".) SPOILER ALERT: As the kids miss the airtime for their next rerun and get try to fit into the modern world, such as Mushmouth learning how to speak clearly, Old Weird Harold dazzling the playground with his basketball prowess, and (Horror of horrors!) Dumb Donald ditching his oversized hat and actually reading books,which  fits into Cos' grand scheme to educate African-American men into becoming intelligent,civilized creatures, they start to literally fade away and a frantic Fat Albert asks Cos for help. Bill explains that Big Al is a fictional animated character inspired by his real-life friend Albert Robinson,who, for purposes of this movie, just happens to be Lauri's grandpa, and that by remaining in our world, he is in danger of becoming celluloid dust. (Reminds me a skosh of the original FROSTY THE SNOWMAN special, all that's missing is a magic hat and Albert coming back to life and saying, "Happy Birthday!") To quote the much funnier Capitol Steps, the storal of this morey is, "If you try to change to fit in, you lose a lot of what made you you!" Bill could have proved this point MUCH better,so the fact of the matter is, if the physically sick and mentally weak Bill Cosby of today tries too hard to be the same multi-talent who shone in so many arenas, he would lose a lot more of the charm he has lost already, so, even though this may be disrespectful to "America's Dad," Bill, Cos, William, Mr. Cosby....

Don't go away mad.


Do us all a favor and JUST GO AWAY and let us remember what made you the great guy you were before this happened.

Oh, before I run away and let you enjoy your long weekend, a quick word about LEONARD: PART 6, his parody of spy thrillers that I also saw why trying to get ready for Cos' return.


YAWN!


Saying More Than Nuff Steve

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Wait, I'm Not Finished!

 If Cos agreed to this SNL, he and NBC would have to donate all profits do a women's rights organization of NBC's choosing, and this organization would agree to place PSA's before all segments, including the cold open. 

Th-th-th-that's all,folks!

Oh,One More Thing...

Since Cos has been known for his relentless pursuit of racial equality, SNL could, and should, give the last segment of WEEKEND UPDATE over to him so he could express his opinions on George Floyd, Breana Taylor and Trayvon Martin. THAT would break the internet! How 'bout it, NBC? As I said last post, that's just MY opinion!

Wednesday, June 30, 2021

Cos For Alarm Or Celebration

 Depending on your point of view, either..


HOORAY! America's Dad, Bill Cosby, has been released from prison and returned to once again amuse and entertain audiences with the unique charm and wit that have endeared him for more than half a decade and the showbiz savvy that has introduced acts from Deep Purple to his beloved television family.


Or...


HELP! That old perv, Bill Cosby, has been released from prison! Lock up your daughters! Isolate the wife, sister, whomever, for just a FEW more, I don't know, days, weeks, months, YEARS, even, he's gonna rock your world, and I don't mean that in a good way!


While the rest of the world has been reopening for business while knowing that the Delta Variant won't stop until we surrender or we force IT to surrender, Dr. William H. Cosby, Jr. has been released from a Philadelphia prison and all charges against him have been dropped. Part of me remembers a more innocent Cos from the famous sitcom that bore his name in the 80's, the 90's Americanization on the Britcom "One Foot In The Grave," ,"The Electric Company","I SPY," and monologues on everything from the day he signed an affadavit promising the Temple University faculty he would not hit visiting Hofstra in the family jewels to Superman getting arrested for indecent exposure in the phone booth and hopes that Cos, and Fat Albert, Old Weird Harold, Mushmouth, Dumb Donald, and Little Bill can all come back. Another part believes it's too soon and Bill should serve his original sentence.


Since Bill was a proud member of the NBC Entertainment family for most of the six decades, I believe he should guest host a 2021-2022 episode of SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE during which he should not only publicly apologize for all his past indiscretions, but also treat us to the full spectrum of his talents from sketch comedy to monologues and end with an all-star jam featuring some of Bill's all-time favorite jazz and soul acts and any stars of today that may tickle his fancy. (I'm sure he might like Lauryn Hill or recent SNL guest Megan Thee Stallion.) Hosting SNL would not only be great entertainment for us, but good penance for Bill. Of course, that's just my opinion. What do YOU Steveophiles think?

Something else happened in Philadelphia almost 250 years ago this Sunday: We declared our independence! Have a great weekend and stay safe!


Steve-celsior!

Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Clarification

I did NOT mean anything negative about my boss in my last blog! I meant the last blog purely in jest! I love my boss and I can't wait to work  again with him, so, Boss, PLEASE do not feel offended and PLEASE accept my apology! Nuff said!

FOX Report

 I have had the great good fortune(CUT!) I have had quite the experience (CUT!) I have been saddled by my boss with the burden of schlepping over to 1211 Avenue of the Americas, the worldwide headquarters of News Corporation, the parent company of The Wall Street Journal, and FOX Corporation, which includes the FOX Network, the Tubi ad-supported streaming service, (Full disclosure: I've binged "The Honeymooners" on that service, and there's still nobody like The Great Gleason! He was a sweet kid!)and, of course, FOX News Media, and whether it IS news media is open to debate.


One thing that's undeniably true, to borrow a phrase from one of Jackie's greatest hits, is that FOX turned a loud-mouthed reality show star named Trump, who just HAPPENED to dabble in real estate, into a rising star in the GOP and, much to the world's eternal regret, the 45th President of the United States of America. Although there have been a lot of books about the phenomenon that is FOX News (FOX Opinion or FOX Propaganda would be more accurate names!), the only one to fully examine the symbiotic relationship between the network some Americans trust for fair(?) and balanced (?) news(?)  is HOAX:DONALD TRUMP,FOX NEWS, AND THE DANGEROUS DISTORTION OF TRUTH, by the Chief Media Correspondent of a truly fair and balanced news channel ,CNN's Brian Stelter. Brian is currently promoting the heck out of its just-released paperback edition (Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and your favorite independent bookseller, so snap up your copy ASAP!), and rightly so, because while it was originally released last year, Brian treated the ending like a cliffhanger, because he had no idea whether FOX would guarantee Trump a return engagement at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but  a few months after that original release, FOX News called the election for our current President, Joseph R. Biden, Jr., and instead of, as is the tradition, conceding and congratulating Biden, Trump accused the Democrats of a fraudulent election, and called his acolytes to DC to protest the certification of all votes on January 6. As the events of 1/6 unfolded, Brian felt compelled to add additional chapters to his already fascinating book, and the results...well, if it didn't actually happen it would have made a great movie!


I DID have the pleasure to see Brian promote the re-release of HOAX on a ZOOM lecture introduced by New York Times Opinion writer Frank Bruni, and he did raise a lot of interesting points, especially about the 8 PM Eastern hour on FOX News which used to be occupied by Bill O'Reilly ("Remember, the spin stops here, 'cause WE'RE looking out for you!") and is now the domain of alarmist Tucker Carlson. ("NOBODY's looking out for you!") The long and short of it, as expressed in both the lecture and Brian's book, is that with Friends like FOX, you DON'T need enemies! But, if you believe in a free press, you DO need this book, and if you need to see this lecture for yourself, head over to http://www.emanuelnyc.org/broadcast and hit the arrow on the Streicker Center logo. It's free, just like the American press should be.


Take care and stay aware, as my friend David Anthony Kraft ,who, unfortunately, died of COVID on May 19, ironically my birthday, used to say!


Steve



Wednesday, May 5, 2021